KING OF JB said:

oye apun k dhanday main ya nahi allowed ai bat samaj main

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dil ko sambhalna bhi nai aata kya

   dill hay    kay manta   nahiiiiiiiiiiii
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aisay zalimon kee tarah phainkain gee to kesay manay ga...

pyaar se samjhao

Benazir Bhutto sahiba ko batao...

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awaz to nai aayi

photo to aa rahi hai na...

yeh kya mujhe donno mazay chahiye

Kisi ka dil toooting aur tusi enjoying...???

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NB se poochlena
becharay ke kaan latak gaye thay

kyoun unnn ka kaan sai aap latak gae thay...

unhonay ghalti se kaan mei earrings ke bajayee necklace laga diya tha

Eearing....
Necklace...

rehndo aapkay bas ki baat nai

kya meray bas ki baat nahi....??

kyunki aapkay paas dulhan bus nai hai

Bus ka earings aur necklace sai kya taaluk???

bus hai tu rehnde

Phir BUS.....

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aap kehtay ho to AC ya cooler on karde

itni jaldi...
NAMONIA....

hain jee namonia kahan se aagaya beech mei

Thand mai AC ho ga to Namonia hee ho ga na...
Ham woh to nahi jo martay hee thand sai hain....

yaar idhar to kuch houses mei no fans just AC
raat ko AC full kambal hora aram se soya

AC wid blanket....

ahoo alag hee maza aata hai thandak mei bhi gharmi ka ehsas

yeh alag nahi ikatha maza hai...

haan haan wohi wohi

pehlay kyoun ghalat bola tha...

kyunki dekhna chahta tha keh aap sahi ho ya nahi

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bus jee ab hum boltay hee nai jao

jee ab jaake kahin normal huwe hai

MANAGER

bolo bolo... roka to nahi bolnay sai...

pehlay abnormal thay...


Suntay he nahi manager uncle...

jao mei nai bolta

jee

manager

mera bhai naraj ho gya...


lagta hai kutt khani hai...

paray ho


ahooo

awwwwwww... mera bhai...


Littar sai ya fir danday sai...

jo u ko pasand hai shiroo hojao hum hazir hai

aao gay fir sochain gay keh kis cheez sai kutt lagaen...
wesay donon hee ho jen to kitna acha hai na ...

ayee hayee kya maza aayega

kutttt mai maza...

haan kaafi arsa hogaya na

pehlay kon lagata tha....   

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yeh kaam mei to hum maahir hai bhari awaz jo hai humari

late ho gae.... hunn tay basant mukkk vee gai...

oye khair hai idhar to basant manali na humne

hamain kisi nay nahi dikhae na...

kya daikhna tha aapne

Basant festival aur kya.....

Geo laga liya karona

Geo nahi hai na...

to maro to hoga na jis ka motto maro aur marnay do hai

yeh kya hai...??

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dil ko sambhalna bhi nai aata kya

   dill hay    kay manta   nahiiiiiiiiiiii
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aisay zalimon kee tarah phainkain gee to kesay manay ga...

ham thory phank rahy hay yah to zalim samaj hay

yeh akela poora samaj kesay ho sakta hai...?

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wah jee pehla banda dekha maar ke bhool jata hai


no fragi baba aa jhappi paa isko baad mei dekh leinge

han aab is ko dekhna hhee hoga na

no worries jee poori power aur paisa lagadooga

aur woh khilona chaaqo bhee...

jis din us khilonay aapkay khilaaf use kiya to khoonam khoon hojaogay aap

azma kar daikh lo...

samnay aap aakay daikhlo
phir hum azma leinge

Jab Islamabad aaen gay to yeh hasrat bhee pori ho jae ge..
per sanu pata hai.. hona wona kuj nahi...

kyunki yeh chakoo mei laa nai sakooga airport pe pakar lena hai mujhe

yehi to aap chahtay ho na

to mai kyoun chahon ga hamari larai ho....

aap yeh chahtay thay na keh mei pakra jaoo

KING OF JB said:

ya pooray pagal hain

kis kee bat kar rahay hain?

cutefriend said:

time ka pata chala kuch bhai jee ke nahi kon chori kerta hia

pata chal gya... per chor sunta hee nahi....
agay sai larai karta hai.. jesay chori karna us ka haq hai...

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wah jee pehla banda dekha maar ke bhool jata hai


no fragi baba aa jhappi paa isko baad mei dekh leinge

han aab is ko dekhna hhee hoga na

no worries jee poori power aur paisa lagadooga

aur woh khilona chaaqo bhee...

jis din us khilonay aapkay khilaaf use kiya to khoonam khoon hojaogay aap

azma kar daikh lo...

samnay aap aakay daikhlo
phir hum azma leinge

Jab Islamabad aaen gay to yeh hasrat bhee pori ho jae ge..
per sanu pata hai.. hona wona kuj nahi...

kyunki yeh chakoo mei laa nai sakooga airport pe pakar lena hai mujhe

yehi to aap chahtay ho na

to mai kyoun chahon ga hamari larai ho....

na aap chahtay ho keh mei pakraa jao

Main kyoun aisa chahon ga...

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aap test lai lain... doubt clear ho jae ga...

arre hum khud test de de ke pagal hogaye hai

pehlay sai hain... test ko ilzam na dain na...

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wah jee pehla banda dekha maar ke bhool jata hai


no fragi baba aa jhappi paa isko baad mei dekh leinge

han aab is ko dekhna hhee hoga na

yeh hasrat bhee pori ho jae ge...
basant k liye lahore aa rahay hain...????

hum to yahin mana rahay hai

wahan per kites mil gai....

jee har saal yahan organize kartay hai basant

kitnay saal ho gae...???

5-6 saal to hogayee janab

Thora hee arsa howa hai...

jo bhi hai ho to raha hai na thts the main point

2nd point kya hai?

main point kehdiya to 2nd point koi maynay nai rakhta

maynay nahi rakhta per exist to karta hai na...

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Mera time chori ho raha hai...

time   chory   

Yesh......

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abbe chal be har cheez ke liye apna apna


bus umeed se hee rehna aap

har cheez k liye kahan sai aa gya...???

aagaya jee aap to bhool jatay ho har cheez

aap ko kon si yaad rehti hain....

humei rehti hai thori buhut

yeh batao parson sai 3 din pehlay raat ko khanay mai kya khaya tha?

yaad hai dost ki b'day party thi to burger khaya tha 19 ko

date to batao zara kya thee...

kahan na 19

ajeeb baat nahi... 19 ko date bhee 19...

jee ajab kamal haina

aisa kyoun nahi hota keh 20th ho aur date 19th...

rehan bhai yeh aapki duniya nai hai jo yeh harkat idhar hogi

to yeh kya Mars hai????

nai yeh earth hai lekin aap mars ke rehnay walay ho

Leah..... aap ko kis nay keh dia ham MARS walay hain...

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jee issi liye aaj hum bhi qayam hai

moo na kholo machar ghus jayega

bara tasty hota hai....

acha jee

to aur kya... uss kay bone marrow ke to kya hee baat hai...

sedhay se bolde nalli

MIKH....

nalli ka gooda

aur vee kuch kehtay hain per yaad nahi aa raha...

yaad aaye to das dena

aap ko kyoun dasson....?/?

to kisko dasso gay

kisi ko bhee per aap ko nahi....

acha

aaho.... tusi fir khud labhna chor do gay...